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An animated avatar of Dorothy Gale fights with the apple tree in, The Wizard of Oz.]]>
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An animated avatar of Dorothy Gale fights with the apple tree in, The Wizard of Oz.]]>
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Abraham Lincoln was known for his love of music.]]>
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ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuu ck!! Life seems like it's full of ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuu these days.]]>
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The greatest thing about these clouds is how they peacefully drift along, just like in Super Mario Brothers.]]>
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It's like some super evil cat, just calmly filing her nails as the police drag the lake.]]>
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I am not sure how much longer this cat is willing to wait for you. You should have chosen this avatar ages ago. No wonder Sasha is glaring at you.]]>
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Here he is, the Dos Equis Man. The most interesting shill in the world. The best parody I have heard on the commercials is, "I do not always drink beer, but when I do, I become a raging ass who starts bar fights.
Stay hydrated, my friends.
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Funny wet dog. What a great facial expression.]]>
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I know this hug works out well for the polar bear, but I think the husky dog senses life is about to come to an unpleasant, not quite funny end.]]>
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To me, the facial expression on Victory Baby makes him look like a little baby Darth Vader. I can imagine him saying, "I am altering the beach. Pray I do not alter it any further. Change me!"]]>
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We tried to figure out this guy's name so we wouldn't have to call the avatar Super Retard. It turns out his name really is Glenn Beck. We wanted to rehabilitate this image and take it to new heights, but now we're not so sure.]]>
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Pinky Pie Dance, from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It looks like she's saying, "poop!"]]>
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Derpy Hooves from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Derpy Hooves is the unofficial name of a background-character Pegasus Pony. I should be banned from posting this!]]>
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Pinky Pie Dance, from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, as the Cereal Guy.]]>
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It the, I fucking love cocaine, bear. I'd rather not confront a bear in the snow that fucking loves cocaine. Especially if he's hungry.]]>
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Riley, the happy birthday dog. He looks stoned, but that's the appeal of a very happy bichon frise.]]>
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Joseph Ducreux was a real man and this is his self-portrait. He was the royal portrait painter for Marie Antoinette and did the last portrait of Louis XVI of France before the King was executed. His house in Paris was where all the cool painters would hang out. He truly deserves his meme.]]>
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Tuco taking a bath from the Good, The Bad and the Ugly.
"If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
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Sheriff Woody Pride living up to his name. Sort of. Some people call this naughty Woody.
I like to think of it as very user friendly Woody who has stories about other toys.
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Are you jelly we have Troll Face avatar? Problem?]]>
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Charlie Sheen as Charlie Montana in a Scarface parody.]]>
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A femme fatale with gun.
When a woman is in bed waving around a gun, it's best to start the video camera and run away.
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A cute squirrel eating ice cream out of my hand. This picture may send me into a diabetic coma.]]>
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General Buck Turgidson, from the movie, Dr Strangelove. With all the fears of what is happening with the Japanese nuclear plants, we might as well publish this grim-faced avatar to fit the mood.
Trivia Note: When Gen Turgidson wonders aloud what kind of name "Strangelove" is, Mr. Staines responds that Strangelove's original German surname was "Merkwürdigeliebe," which is German for Strangelove.
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Sewing machine cat is busy mending my pants for me. It's nice to have the legs sized appropriately.
Now if we could just do something about the shedding.
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A timed exposure of the sun complete with a solar flares, taken from space. The perfect avatar to use if a class x5 solar flare hits the earth. Assuming the server survives the encounter with the x-rays!]]>
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No Man On Fire here. I don't care if you're a terrorist or Ted Bachelor. Please, if possible, obey the sign.]]>
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What song would a kitten play on the piano? Cat Scratch Fever? The Lion Sleeps Tonight?
Or maybe Lady Gaga?
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Apparently Granny has money to burn.
Maybe it's because Granny Emma Webster owns the Acme company.
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We can do it. And we don't need any help from you. Jerk!]]>
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. What a hard-ass!]]>
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I never did well at space invaders. My home world never survived even once.
Still, I did better than I did at Missile Command!
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I agree with Sylvester the Cat. We both like watching birds. I do it for the lovely plumage, he does it to choose dinner.]]>
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If storm trooper chicks were this hot, I'd sign up with the empire in a heartbeat. It might make up for that stick-in-the-mud Darth Vader.]]>
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Lando Calrissian, Whoops! We mean Billy Dee Williams for Colt 45. Maybe we're going out on a limb, but it seems neither the refreshing Colt 45 malt liquor or Billy Dee Williams seems to have much of a career these days.]]>
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A drunken monkey featured on the Anisetta Evangelisti Monkey poster.
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Homer simpson's famous double middle finger salute from the Simpsons Movie.
I wish those guys would hurry up and do another movie.
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I keep staring at the scissors cutting this shirt. Why oh why will that last piece of fabric never snap?]]>
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A kitten tosses a corgi puppy in the air and catches him.]]>
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A stormtrooper working an R2-D2 barbecue.]]>
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Sylvester the Cat finally gets Tweety Bird. A cartoon scene we've all wanted to see!]]>
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Valentine Teeth]]>
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A cat snake being charmed by a cat snake charmer.]]>
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Unle Sam really needs to kick his oil habit.]]>
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One day a giant asteroid will crash into the earth.]]>
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Sarah Palin doesn't feel imagery alone would possibly cause someone to act. So we understand if Caribou Barbie would not be tempted to follow this as an example.]]>
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Darth Vader's bling helmet that he might wear to the Star Wars Empire's equivalent of Las Vegas might be residing.
If Vader is shooting craps, bet on whatever he bets on! The house will not have an advantage over the Force.
For more images, visit: http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/07/vader-project/all/1
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Scumbag Steve is really Blake Boston aka “Weezy B” from the rap group Beantown Mafia. Which means he probably does go to high school parties, even though he's 25.]]>
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A BP logo that combines the old logo, the new logo and the dark reality of the Macando oil spill and the crew deaths on the Deepwater Horizon.]]>
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A BP avatar with the logo flowing into an oil spill. A great way to remind people the Louisiana oil spill is still being cleaned up.]]>
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Kermit the Frog goatse. Now sadly, you've seen everything. Everything creepy with muppets!]]>
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Flaming devil horns. It's safer to have an avatar than do this with your own hands.]]>
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And another thing, why do you not use cereal guy as an avatar? I can understand why you no use the yuno guy. But cereal guy? Come on! It's lightweight and he looks surly and you are already surly. It's the perfect avatar fit.]]>
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Hey OP, why you no choose this avatar?]]>
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A flaming heart created by Pyro Boy for a birthday party.]]>
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A pug in a giraffe suit. I am always amazed at the lengths people will go through to humiliate their pets.]]>
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Gregory House gets an unlikely tattoo of his own show logo. Unlikely since technically, it's not a reality tv series. But if it was, I'd totally study medicine to see if I can out-mock him.]]>
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Guy shoots bear with gun, bear chases the guy until he catches him. Hilarity ensues.]]>
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Peter the Kid, rodeo cowboy. In America, sometimes the bull rides you.]]>
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The Pedo Bear Seal of Approval.]]>
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Oh the ennui. Nothing really mattress.]]>
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House spins the ball and thinks.]]>
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I think cats would enjoy bubble baths if they just gave it a try. Especially with a shower cap to keep their ears dry.]]>
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I had no idea Midway's Space Invaders video game was based on a true life story.]]>
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The thing that frightens me is that a rat may very well be working out with a rat trap in your very own home.]]>
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Santa likes the good stuff like Hennessy.]]>
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Marge Simpsons naked in the sheets.]]>
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Marge in a seductive pose on a bear skin rug with a donut in hand. Hawt.]]>
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Who wants a piece of the Thing? He should give up smoking. It could lead to hardening of the arteries.]]>
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A skeleton pirate who looks scary enough to bring fear to Captain Jack Sparrow himself.]]>
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It's the grim reaper himself complete with scythe.]]>
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A deathly skeleton in a hooded shroud]]>
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The devil knows how to dance!]]>
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Someday we may all have to have zombie killing skills like this.]]>
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A flaming skull avatar. Perfect for people who need to show they like flames.]]>
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Security camera thing that looks like a robot with a gun.]]>
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Che Guevara as a stormtrooper.]]>
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Uncle Sam as a Zombie.]]>
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Light bulb on fire.]]>
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Darth Vader lighting his cigarette with his light saber.]]>
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Jesus Christ - Me So Holy.]]>
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From the Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks sketch.]]>
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Pedo Bear doing the leg hump. That's not creepy at all.]]>
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My favorite soup of the day. Whiskey!]]>
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Germaine dances.]]>
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This is the last photo taken by Michio Hoshino, just before he was mauled by the same bear. Ouch.]]>
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This cat is not really wonk-eyed. It's a photochop. But it's so disturbing, we had to share.]]>
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Oh hai, it's Dr Frankenfurter blowing you a kiss!]]>
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That's the problem with dogs like a jack russell terrier, they are way too bouncy.]]>
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Some little mousie is having a very bad day. The other seems to be the eternal optimist.]]>
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Full beer is a happy beer. Sad beer means it's empty. It's the comedy and tragedy of a glass of beer.]]>
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TV static for those who cannot think of a better avatar.]]>
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Great chess game avatar.]]>
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Video games ruined my life. Thank goodness I have two extra lives.]]>
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That cat looks almost as intent to get the mouse as the mouse has escaping.]]>
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Pigs flying with wings. I guess it's also known as Swine Flew?]]>
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Bulah! Thats a puppy, not a chick! You're nesting on the wrong critter! Again!]]>
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Holy cats! The hypno toad is real!]]>
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams. He's a man of action, romance and well, idiocy.]]>
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If I could only have the years back I spent trying to master this game.]]>
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Bender fights Spock.]]>
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Tequila. This is not my best friend.]]>
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Patrick's To Do list. Shouldn't it have join Sponge Bob in annoying Squidward?]]>
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Homer Simpson clock where the eyes follow the beer? Where do I get this clock? 
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Smiley face avatar. Yay smiley face. It doesn't look like him, but the avatar reminds me of Peter Griffin. Weird.]]>
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Samuel l. Jackson as the Wizard of Oz. A terrible scary-assed wiz if ever a wiz there was.]]>
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Holy Cow! That's a terrified cat!]]>
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I'm not sure how Family Guy got a horse licking Peter Griffin's butt by censors, but I'm happy they did.]]>
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Anonymous is there. It's lurking in the shadows looking for it's next target. Hey Anonymous, why not go after cell phone companies and do us all a huge favor!]]>
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Peter Griffin: No Girls Allowed. Sounds like a boring clubhouse.]]>
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It's a laughing albino gorilla. The perfect avatar for you laughing albino gorilla lovers everywhere.]]>
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A skull made out of pills. Awesome.]]>
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A Japanese model at a trade show making hand gun gestures. Pew Pew Pew!!]]>
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Timmy belting out the tunes on his guitar. South Park is awesome.]]>
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I love the kitten smiling avatar!]]>
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Talk to your cat about catnip. If you don't who will?]]>
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There sure is a lot of cats under that blanket.]]>
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When the great Ape revolution hits, I bet the head ape will look like Che Guevara. ¡Evolucion!]]>
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Cocktails anyone? An anime cocktail waitress. She's hot.]]>
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It looks like Angelina Jolie is using the gun to contemplate her next kill.]]>
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News cat takes the news very srysly as a news announcer cat should. Mews at 11.]]>
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Whenever you think of Communists, you think of vodka, secret agents and parades. Communists know how to party.]]>
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Someone at McDonaldland better start feeding Grimace because he's off eating children. Bad wumpus!]]>
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Stewie Griffin making drinks reminds me of that book, Baby, Mix Me a Drink (Baby Be of Use)
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Those old ladies look really angry.]]>
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Give your favorite discussion group the middle finger.
It's a great way to show how much you hate a discussion thread.
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Sometimes you need an avatar that really lets people know you've had it with that particular discussion forum and the idiot trolls who reside there.I think the Fuck You avatar says everything you need to say when you are moving on.
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This doggie looks so sad. But he's wagging his tail, so he's OK.]]>
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The Middle Finger Guy. Another one of our fine avatars to let your discussion forum know how you feel.
For those of you doing research, it means OP wants to kick your butt.
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Char Aznable: Counterattack]]>
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Char Aznable from Battle of A Baoa Qu. That sounds too much like battle from a barbecue.]]>
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There's a new sheriff in town. Kirby! And he knows how to use a gun! Bang bang bang bang bang.]]>
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We don't condone any babies in a microwave, but the visual image always makes us snicker.]]>
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True blood: the story of your average vampires living next door. In my neighborhood, we call them landlords.]]>
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Dick Dastardly was the improved version of Snidely Whiplash, who preferred driving races and flying to tying up Nell on railroad tracks.]]>
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How cool would it be to be Bat Boy? He was raised by bats, worked side shows, goes on rampages. It's not the life for everyone, but for some, it would be awesome.]]>
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The bee finds out what the Birds and the Bees is all about.]]>
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Beware of the Devil Kitty!]]>
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Rotten Robbie is offended even at his own looks. He's still the most fun person in Lazy Town.]]>
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It's always helpful when your cat unrolls your toilet paper.]]>
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A lion and a Zebra hug it out.
This might not end well for the Zebra.
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Bender dancing.]]>
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Bender in a locker. Futurama rocks!]]>
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Sarah Palin being licked by John McCain. Avatar by Carl Winslow.]]>
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Sarah Palin: Pump it up. Get your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.]]>
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Governor Sarah Palin desecrating the flag. Thats not fitting with our values.
US Code Title 4 Chapter 1 — The Flag: §8.d: Respect for flag The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free.
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Sarah Palin in her Vulva Office. I bet she greets all of her dignitaries from Russia this way.]]>
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Miss Alaska: Sarah Palin. Finally, a beauty queen who doesn't want world peace.]]>
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Governor Sarah Palin claims the high heels are on and the gloves are off, then proceeded to brand Barack Obama a terrorist. So she wants to play rough? OK.]]>
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You should always question the motives of a politician like Governor Sarah Palin who excessively winks and doesn't have any substantive answers.]]>
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Alaska Governor and avid moose hunter Sarah Palin bags a 7 point kill, the Statue of Liberty.]]>
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Nikita]]>
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Sarah Palin looks good in a bikini holding a gun. Very presidential.]]>
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If only nuclear bombs created clown heads instead of mushroom clouds...]]>
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Death always supports the troops. Everyone's troops]]>
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Barack Obama as a Jedi Knight. Awesome!]]>
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George Bush: Unlike Alfred E. Neuman, we do worry.]]>
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer looking very vampish.]]>
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Senator John McCain dry humps Senator Barack Obama.]]>
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John McCain as Popeye. He is what he is, McCain the Senator Man.]]>
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John McCain the political zombie.]]>
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Sons of Anarchy proves that Katy Segal will always be hot.]]>
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Lays Chipmunks is a painting from Kelly Lyles, a really great artist in Seattle. Check out her work at www.kellyspot.com.]]>
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Wall-E dances with a vacuum. ]]>
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Pew Pew Pew! I shoot you with my cat gun!]]>
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Patrick from Sponge Bob Squarepants. Sometimes has a little trouble with doors.]]>
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Thats one angry looking Bichon Frise with a gun!]]>
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Pixar's Walle with a hula hoop.]]>
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The Cowmobile! It runs on grass and produces 4 quarts a milk per hour. Unless it's a really bumpy road, then it makes butter.]]>
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Hammy and George and their Hawaiian cat hamster band.]]>
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A woman at the ocean with a hand puppet of herself.]]>
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Captain James T. Kirk is a Knight In Service to Satan (KISS)? I love urban legend mash-ups the best. Khaaan!!!!]]>
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Here he comes to save the daaay!]]>
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I don't know the name of the female wolverine, so we'll call her vulvarine.]]>
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Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Space. I have always wanted my own TARDIS. If only I could be a time lord. Even if I had to have idiot assistants like Dr Who.]]>
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A crazy frog ripping around on a motorcycle. Born to be wild!]]>
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Ack! A falling kitten! Look out below!]]>
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Statler and Waldorf as the Muppet Pimps.]]>
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I don't think this is how Walt Disney wanted the movie to end, but I like this version of Lady and the Tramp far better than the original.]]>
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Harvey Korman, what an incredibly funny villain as Hedley Lamar in Blazing Saddles.]]>
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Barbie Machine Gun. I really wish this was a real product.]]>
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The World Wildlife Fund Panda the way it should be. I mean come on, when you hear WWF, you think World Wrestling Federation, right? Anyway, I'd fund a kung-fu panda smackdown.]]>
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This woman wants to make English the official language of the US. I hope she learns how to spell one day.]]>
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Johnny Depp makes every character special. Sweeney Todd was no exception.]]>
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Rocket Hound: The world's fastest basset hound.]]>
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This cat looks pissed for a good reason. If I had cute kitty ears, I would not want them tarded up with stupid bunny ears.]]>
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A midget with a machine gun. Hot. Well, not.]]>
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Ha ha dog laughs at you. Go ahead. Pet him.]]>
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The baby bird is only supposed to eat what is in the beak. Not the beak.]]>
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A protest flag created by artist Amacker Bullwinkle to protest the treatment of Tibetans in China. I love what she did with the portrayal of the Olympic rings as handcuffs. I bet the Olympic games in Beijing are going to be uncomfortable. For more examples of her work, visit: http://amacker.livejournal.com/59922.html.]]>
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Birds like this are ruining parks.]]>
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Animated dancing chick.]]>
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It's the Rock n Roll Duck!
This Mallard is quacking and flapping to the beat!
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Dr McCoy looks so surprised.]]>
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Happy reaper by artist Banksy. In my neighborhood, a Banksy piece would be considered blight and if I don't paint over it, I get a $500 fine. In the UK, I can sell the house for $500,000. Which in my neighborhood would be a loss.]]>
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Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove.]]>
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The perfect avatar when witnessing a discussion group flame war.]]>
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Skull and pot leaf. It's like some sort of rasta Jolly Roger.]]>
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Jolly Roger with a dagger in it's teeth.]]>
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Take that you uppity Vegans! Soy means murder.]]>
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A play on names: Barack Obama as broccoli. Bush Sr. hated brocolli. I have a feeling John McCain is going to develop a dislike for it as well.]]>
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The Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid of chicks. Live fast, die young. Deny Colonel Sanders!]]>
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Former Prime Minister Tony Blair as a punk rocker. It fits in great with the George Bush punk rock avatar.]]>
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Rick Astley will never gonna give you up, let you down or desert you.]]>
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Dachshound on a Technics turntable. Play that funky music brown dog.]]>
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Greg House surrounded by pills.]]>
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The woman from the classic War motivation poster, supposedly of Rosie the Riveter.]]>
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Animated avatar image of bathtub cat getting a bath. If bathtub cat doesn't want to get wet, why was he running to the bathtub in the first place?]]>
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An animated avatar image of a dahlia flower blooming.]]>
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A woman getting caught photocopying her hoo hoo at work. This is what office life is supposed to be all about.]]>
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President George Bush playing a little political three card Monty. The same way he does with the economy.]]>
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An homage to Albert Einstein, his Chalkboard and Bart Simpson, also famous for a chalkboard.]]>
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This picture makes me laugh for all of the wrong reasons.]]>
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Superman hits the bottle. I bet Superman is a mean drunk.]]>
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A great ad mash-up between GEICO and the US Army. I wonder which ad agency would be the most horrified?]]>
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George Bush from his drunken punk rock days.]]>
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From Snatch: Boris "the blade" Yurinov (Rade Serbedzija) with a shotgun.]]>
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A lot of people think Tony Clifton was Andy Kaufman. All I know is that the guy was funny.]]>
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Animated hummingbird feeding in flight.]]>
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Evel Knievel was more than a daredevil. He was the kind of guy that could help us all dream of the impossible. I already miss this guy.
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Basset Hound driving a convertible car.]]>
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The problem for most people, including Daffy Duck, is that if you stand in front of a target, you're going to be hit with something. Like pie. I like pie.]]>
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This image is just freaky weird. An Asian guy rotating and pointing.]]>
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Kitty is feeling nervous.]]>
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Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) taking care of a Butterfinger. ]]>
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Hermione & Harry kissing. Romance is heating up at Hogwarts.]]>
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Harry Potter playing Quidditch]]>
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Ron Weasley with his rat, Scabbers, from Harry Potter and the Overacting Redhead.]]>
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Draco Malfoy about to face off in a Defense Against The Dark Arts challenge.]]>
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter making out? Kinky.]]>
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Harry Potter with wand at the ready.]]>
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy kissing.]]>
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Harry Potter with Hedwig the Owl.]]>
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We know this isn't Harry Potter per se, but it is Daniel Radcliffe from Equus with a white horse.]]>
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Daniel Radcliffe looking like some sort of woodland sprite from Equus.]]>
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Harry Potter as a Jedi Knight. What would be cooler than being a Wizard? Being a Wizard Jedi Knight with a Liger as a pet! That would be sweet!]]>
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in bed spooning.]]>
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in bed. I wonder which one is the seeker?]]>
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A little roll in the hay with Harry Potter and Hermione Granger]]>
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Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley in goth. As if the whole series wasn't goth enough already.]]>
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Harry Potter smoking? Daniel Radcliffe, that will stunt your growth!]]>
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Sirius Black from his Azkaban Prison booking photo.]]>
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I am sure she's a whiz with a wand, but Hermione Granger with the shotgun is far more scary.]]>
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A well done endless loop of a woman taking off her shirt.]]>
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Spooky green-eyed cat.]]>
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A little French kitten with an accordion.]]>
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Animated Meercat band. I want a band of weasels to show up and play at my next barbecue.]]>
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I'm glad most kittens do not have teeth like this. The claws are bad enough.]]>
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Saddam Hussein with a swinging noose.]]>
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Kneading cat is making biscuits with a blanket. ]]>
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That wasn't just a furball, that was a full fledged cat!]]>
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On the keyboard, ladies and gentleman, it's Agent Smith. ]]>
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I know Marlon Brando is not a playing a banjo, but you didn't know the name of the instrument either, so I called it a banjo.]]>
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Airplane dog. It's amazing what people will do to humiliate their pets.]]>
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Sanrio Choco kitty animated to do cute things like a good avatar should.]]>
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Captain Picard, Commander Riker and Commander Data from an SNL parody mash-up.]]>
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Kitten hard at work.]]>
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The many expressions of Lindsay Lohan. All one of them.]]>
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Stormtroopers running down the hall in the Death Star.]]>
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Jennifer Connelly riding a horse. Sort of. Still hot.]]>
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Paris, that might be too much soap in the old washing machine. Oh well. She's a dirty girl.]]>
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Obama versus Clinton. A great shirt from T-Shirt Hell.]]>
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Hobbes eating Calvin. What kind of demented sicko would come up with something like that? T-Shirt Hell, thats who.]]>
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Spock Mountain Research Labs created a burn barrel for Burning man that resembles Mr Spock from Star Trek. It rocks! Originally the character Spock was supposed to have red skin. Now I know what he would have looked like.]]>
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Monkey pets a kitten.]]>
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Banksy made a riot cop with a smiley face. We love his work.]]>
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Banksy's Monkey Queen Elizabeth with a few alterations.]]>
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Thumbs up from the smiling monkey.]]>
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Chimp in Black. An angry monkey with a gun and an attitude.]]>
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Female Chimp. Look at those luscious lips. You know you want to kiss the monkey.]]>
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Everyone loves a laughing chimp. Unless the monkey is laughing at you.]]>
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RCMP apparently stands for the dog riding Royal Canadian Monkey Police. They always get their man. And a banana.]]>
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Bullfighter, Bull, hand gun. My only hope is that the bull takes him out Pamplona-style, like they do with the Running of the Bulls! A horn up the culo would be so fitting.]]>
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I-35 W bridge collapsing with Nelson Muntz laughing it off.]]>
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The I-35W Bridge in Minneapolis, MN looking oh so...wrong.]]>
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This is one hot piece of ash. It's an aspen that seems to look quite a bit like a woman.]]>
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James T Kirk and Spock play a little cowboys and indians as the Lone Ranger and Tonto. Truly inspired, but sick.]]>
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Tamara "Tammy" Faye Messner, formerly known as Tammy Faye Bakker. The photo was taken just before she died. She never met an eyeliner she didn't love.]]>
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A scuba diving Basset Hound puppy. Regulator by Mares. If only dogs actually dived. We'd see less cat fish, but we might teach them to fetch lobsters and how could that be a bad thing?]]>
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A basset hound doing flips on a Kawasaki Jet Ski. All dogs should have this much fun!]]>
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Cricket, the cone dog. She likes to have treats dropped into her cone, which she flings across the room, then goes to retrieve. For more images of Cricket, check out: wrightideas.typepad.com.]]>
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One of Quintin Tarantino's favorite signature camera shots is the upshot from the trunk. It appears in almost every movie he does. Here are trunk shots from Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction.]]>
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Big Chris (Vinnie Jones), a car door and an unfortunate head from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels.
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Miho from Sin City.]]>
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"Mr Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica because the dude didn't even get his degree."]]>
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Kermit the Frog banging some Muppet. Who's your froggy?]]>
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Cow strippers are hot. You should be able to find them at every milk bar.]]>
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This dog was just voted ugliest dog in the world.]]>
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Brahman the cow butcher.
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George Bush is taking a bite out of liberty. ]]>
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iCame. Hot!]]>
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A Steiff teddy bear reading a book.]]>
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A fountain I found in Paris.]]>
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Strom Trooper riding a wheelie!]]>
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George Bush dressed as Darth Vader. Pretty!]]>
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Boba Fett completes a kill in Drawn Together.]]>
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Yoda smoking pot. Strong the force is strong with this doobie.]]>
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Peeing Storm troopers. You never see that in Star Wars.]]>
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I thought Darth Vader was all about violence. My mistake.]]>
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CGI image of Darth Vader and the Death Star.]]>
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Stormtroopers playing video games.]]>
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The yearbook photo for Storm trooper TK421.]]>
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Boba Fett used to play guitar in a band.]]>
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X-Wing crashes on an aircraft carrier in 1942. I love star wars fan art.]]>
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Storm Troopers out cruising in an AT-AT Volkswagen Beetle.]]>
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Darth Vader blowing on a dandelion. Make a wish Darth!]]>
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The Sand People frighten easily and are quite ugly.]]>
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Darth Vader changing the light bulb on his light saber.]]>
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Darth Vader takes a pizza slice from Han Solo. Even Darth Vader gets hungry sometimes.]]>
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I find your lack of faith ... disturbing.]]>
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Yoda shows us how to dance. He's the hottest dancer on Coruscant.]]>
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Darth Vader helps Princess Leia Organa with her hair.]]>
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What I find interesting is that even though it is portrayed as being evil (and it is), the Death Star is really a government facility run by the legitimately elected government. Think about that for a moment.]]>
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A ballerina storm trooper. Is there any kink Star Wars fans don't have?]]>
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From Star Wars: an X-Wing and TIE Fighter dog fight.]]>
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Since they are father and daughter, here is Darth Vader and Princess Leia in some twisted daddy's girl fan fetish. It's kinda hot.]]>
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Storm trooper with a guitar and a Death Star rising sun logo from behind. Awesome.]]>
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Join the dark side and Darth Vader will give you a free Shiner Bock beer. Thats totally worth it.]]>
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A steampunk version of R2D2.]]>
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An excellent Storm Trooper Reservoir Dogs mash up.]]>
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$50.00 (€35 euro) for a bottle of freaking water! You know the stuff that comes out of your tap for free?]]>
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Cupcake cat made you a cupcake on your birthday.]]>
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Adriana Lima is simply hot.]]>
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Nothing seems as cute and scary as Care Bear thugs from the Family Guy.]]>
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Ann Coulter toilet paper. It should be a standard accessory in any thinking person's bathroom. Republican or Democrat.]]>
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Captain Kirk gives his Mr. Spock a goose. Perhaps Spock really was the First Mate. You know what I am saying?]]>
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Former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani in drag. It kind of looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus if she just let herself go. What a waste of lipstick.]]>
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You make me feel like Danson. Ted Danson.]]>
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Douglas "Dougie" Danger Powers. Brother of Austin Powers. Also known as Dr Evil. Hopefully at large.]]>
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Glen Quagmire pouring drinks. Giggedy.]]>
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Pig — it's kind of like kryptonite for muslims.]]>
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Amy Sedaris likes to do some twisted things. Posing as an amputee is right up her alley.]]>
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Cocktails: The secret to happy parents.]]>
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The Fat kid in a parody of The Matrix, only with pie. Brilliant.]]>
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From the movie Porky's. The "Get it at Porkys" neon sign.]]>
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Aqua Team Hunger Force Movie brings stupid to a whole new level. Bless them.]]>
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Michael Jackson dressed as a Ronald Mc Donald posing with a boy with a white milky substance on his upper lip. Eeew.]]>
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Apocalypse Britney. I'd feel sorry for Britney Spears, but she got everything she wished fo. Too bad she didn't wish for happiness.]]>
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This kid looks like half of my relatives. He's a very serious dancer! He's the dork of the dance]]>
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Lionel with the sword of Thundara. Why do I know this junk?]]>
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David Caruso is saying something, but I can't quite make it out. It looks like he's saying, "Buck Tooth". Weird.]]>
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Beer from a cow. It must be hefferweizen.]]>
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A kitten with a baby duckling. I bet this doesn't end well for the duck.]]>
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A Pirate Cat Skull Jolly Roger flag symbol. Be careful around pirate cats. They already have claws. And now they have swords. Dead men pet no tails.]]>
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A little pirate kitten. Meearrrrhhh.]]>
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Blinking black cat eyes.]]>
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A puppy with a yo-yo.]]>
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A kitten with a frog hat.]]>
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We can't sleep until this mooninite terror is eradicated.]]>
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If you are taking this seriously, than the TV Aqua Team Hunger Force Mooninite Terrorist may have already won.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the Aqua Teen Hunger Force isn't out to get you.
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Putting battery operated helicopter blades on top of this woman and styling her hair like it's a helicopter is crazy nerd fashion. What is it doing on this attractive girl?]]>
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Brian and Lois Griffin get it on.]]>
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A date with Death. I bet this ends badly.]]>
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The Family Guy's Lois Griffin, America's favorite cartoon MILF.]]>
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Lois flashes Brian. Come on Family Guy, how about letting her flash the rest of us?]]>
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Brian spanking Lois.]]>
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Stewie Griffin dances with pigs. It's not even a Meg reference.]]>
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Lois Griffin sings.]]>
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Bad Stewie! Baby should wave with all of his fingers.]]>
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The evil genius Stewie Griffin.]]>
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Family Guy's Stewie Griffin with the tongue thing.]]>
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This is just too funny and twisted. Here I thought you were supposed to use a rolled up newspaper.]]>
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Stewie says it was "THIS BIG!"]]>
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Stewie shaving. I hope he pays special attention to his bikini line.]]>
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Remember the time Peter Griffin became a sandwich?]]>
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The high school yearbook of a guy who not only looks like Peter Griffin, but his name is Peter Griffin.]]>
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I do not know why Seth Macfarlane finds this gag so funny. Peter clutching his knee. I think this appears in every Family Guy episode. I need more pie.]]>
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Peter Griffin. An All-American...lardass, I guess. You gotta love him.]]>
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The Family Guy's Peter shaking Lois Griffin on the Red Carpet. Just where you want her.]]>
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Peter Griffin will always be a special dad.]]>
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The moon phasing from crescent to full to crescent again.]]>
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Running with scissors. Smart!]]>
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Borat Sagdiyev. He likes to disco dance. It's verynice.]]>
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A flashing neon cocktail sign.]]>
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Poor cold kitten.]]>
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Michael Richards as Kramer from Seinfeld making one of his signature entrances. I need shoes like that.]]>
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Some kids cry over the silliest things. He's got a tricyle. So it has a square wheel. Quit whining already.]]>
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Tin foil hat cat. 
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Cats and guns seem to go together like two things that go together really well.]]>
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The cat hunter bagged himself a nice doggie.]]>
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Laurel & Hardy dancing. One of the truly great comedy duos.]]>
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David Hasselhoff swimming to the rescue. From the Sponge Bob Square pants Movie. Someday I want to go to Bikini Bottom.]]>
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Homer Simpson's got a gun.]]>
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Homer Simpson enjoys a nice, cold Duff Beer.]]>
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Homer Simpson hunting in real life would be worth catching on video. So long as I was nowhere within wounding range.]]>
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Krusty the Clown is our favorite alcoholic chain-smoking clown.]]>
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As Krusty the Clown says, I Heartily Endorse This Event or Product.]]>
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Hey Hey Kids!! What kind of cigarettes do you suppose Krusty the Clown smokes? I wonder if he has his own brand?]]>
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Haa haa!!!]]>
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The Simpsons as the Addams Family. Truly twisted.]]>
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Homer Simpson wearing a Superman shirt.]]>
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Nothing is as hot as an old naked man. Right Smithers?]]>
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Montgomery Burns at his desk. You just imagine hassling people for his own enjoyment.]]>
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An x-ray of the brain of Homer Simpson.]]>
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The Simpsons: America's favorite dysfunctional family.]]>
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Bart Simpson in a parody of Nirvan'a album cover, Nevermind]]>
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Ralph Wiggum as an RCMP Mountie.]]>
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Homer Simpson experiences the Ribwitch, available only at Krusty Burger.]]>
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Waylon Smithers blinded by strippers.]]>
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Duff Beer. If you're not drinking this, you're insane. Or is that why Homer Simpson is insane?]]>
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Homer Simpson celebrates beer! The cause and solution to all of life's problems!]]>
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I would love to show up at a party with an ice chest full of Duff Beer. The heads of my friends would snap. Matt Groening, you really should market this. I mean really, it couldn't be worse than Busch.]]>
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Homer Simpson relaxing. We should all follow his example.]]>
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The Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. Cheeseburgers and loneliness is a dangerous combination.]]>
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Maggie Simpson all ready for Halloween.]]>
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I don't know why Marge Simpson looks hot in a wet see-through nightgown, but she does.]]>
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Marge Simpson with her hair down is hot.]]>
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Ned Flanders as the Colonel from Kentucky Fried Chicken. Disturbing.]]>
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Bart Simpson with a sling shot. I bet this does not end well for Snowball 2.]]>
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Moe Szyslak dealing with another prank phone call. I love people like this because they are so easy to wind up.]]>
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Homer Simpson misses with the hammer. From the Simpsons Movie.]]>
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Homer Simpson with a beer keg is a dream come true.]]>
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Homer Simpson as the Incredible Hulk. Homer Smash!]]>
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Homer Simpson gets his head stuck in a jar. Without his body.]]>
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Hey Everybody! Dr Nick has a surgery special. Only $129.95. If only medical care was like this. In all the wrong ways, it is.]]>
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Homer Simpson posing for Leonardo da Vinci's Proportions of the Human Figure. And what a figure it is.]]>
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Senator Homer Simpson.]]>
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There's nothing as hot as two political parties getting it on together. Republican elephant and Democrating donkey making love.]]>
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Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh...Bartman!]]>
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Bart Simpson after a fight.]]>
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Hey look! Ralph Wiggum found an Easter egg! Hey look! Ralph Wiggum found an Easter egg!]]>
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Montgomery Burns as a vampire.]]>
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Everyone needs a "release the hounds" button.]]>
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Homer Simpson was singing about Spider Pig. Spider Pig, Spider Pig. Does whatever a Spider Pig does.]]>
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Verne Troyer as Mini Me from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me .]]>
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Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.]]>
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Scarface with Patrick Stewart's Face (Picard) shooting at Chunk. Man, Photoshop does not get much better than this! Goonies never say die!]]>
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Gandalf faces the Balrog from the Lord of the Rings.]]>
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The dancing gopher from the movie, Caddyshack.]]>
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A poster of President George Bush found in Oakland, California.]]>
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A cat on a dachshund skateboard.]]>
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George and Barbara Bush would like to apologize for their son's behavior.]]>
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You'd have to be crazy, drunk and maybe a little high to even consider running for President of the United States. Thankfully, Doug Stanhope has all that and more. Finally, a President you might want to go out with on a drinking bender.]]>
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Christopher Walken is always a very strange guy.]]>
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Jane Fonda's booking photo from an arrest in Cleveland, Ohio. I would guess the arm was photo chopped in.
In all fairness, she was arrested for carrying a large amount of pills which were found to be vitamins. All charges were dropped.
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It doesn't matter how smart you are, you can never avoid the long arm of the law. I doubt Stephen Hawking has ever been arrested, but it's a funny shot.]]>
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Doug Stanhope for President in 2008. Running on the "Drunk with Power" ticket. www.dougstanope.com]]>
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Jesus from the Big Lebowski buffing out his bowling ball. Nobody messes with the Jesus.]]>
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Zombie rises from the grave.]]>
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Tinker Bell goes Goth. I personally think Disney movies would be better with goth fairies.]]>
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Captain Sulu having tea on the USS Excelsior.]]>
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Crikey Steve Irwin, we're going to miss the Crocodile Hunter.]]>
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Picard ball rolled by a kitten about to crush Indiana Jones. Who needs acid when you have avatars like this?]]>
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Things you want to see in the woods: Dancing Bears.]]>
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A bear falls out of a tree, hits a trampoline, and lands on the ground. I would never have believed it if I didn't just see it.]]>
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Sometimes a fiery mushroom cloud says it all and in this case, a fireball shaped like a middle finger would be the perfect shape for a bomb.]]>
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It's important to know where the fire exit is when leaving a building during a fire.]]>
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Ian McShane as Al Swearengen, better known as "Swearengen, huh, Cohhsssuggah!" from the HBO series, "Deadwood"]]>
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Heeere's Coookie!!]]>
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She does it for the money. Sweet.]]>
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Captain Kirk posing with a Phaser Rifle.]]>
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My Web site gets this expression a lot from women.]]>
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A kitten rolling a joint. I tell you, they are the worst when it comes to peer pressure.]]>
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The Pillsbury Dough boy in a commercial I would love to see.]]>
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Please is a town in Niger.]]>
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A two-legged horse named Kenny. Trippy, yes, but awesome.]]>
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Captain James T Kirk and his First Officer Spock enjoying a little R & R after one too many Romulan Ales.]]>
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The Hulk and Jesus, you never see them at the same time. Conspiracy? Yes.]]>
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I'm glad I am not like Chris Griffin and have an angry monkey living in my closet.]]>
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A shark with the bling bling in it's teeth.]]>
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Ani on a jackhammer. Sweet!]]>
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He was always considered the funny pope.]]>
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I am not condoning this at all. Cats don't belong in microwaves.]]>
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A dog dressed in a panda outfit.]]>
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There is nothing as happy as a dog with glowing eyes baring it's teeth.]]>
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Have you humiliated your poor dog with a silly costume lately? What are you waiting for? I think this is why small dogs are always so psycho.]]>
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A dachshund dressed as a hot dog. Who puts mustard on their wiener dog?]]>
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I wanna see pimp dog's bitches.]]>
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It's spider dog!]]>
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A buck-tooth dog named Fred.]]>
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Line dancing with a dog.]]>
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What did you think a dog would look at?]]>
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A dog flower. It warms my heart the way some people choose to humiliate their pets.]]>
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Divine. Sometimes known as Harris Glenn Milstead in the John Waters film, Female Trouble. I miss him. He was so delightfully tacky.]]>
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A flashing LED rubber duck. It's the perfect thing for a bathtub.]]>
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Keep on rockin' in the free world!]]>
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It's not just the mice that are blind.]]>
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OMG Look! It's a troupe of acrobatic hamsters!
Taadaa!!
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I'm not so sure kitty should be trying to play with that bird.]]>
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I bet his human call is, "Free Beer!"]]>
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This can't be good for a parrot.]]>
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Penguin Waiter. Table for two?]]>
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Gun chick relaxes before terrorizing the barnyard.]]>
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Baby ducks engaged in some unfinished business.]]>
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If only the purple ones would grow up and give purple eggs.]]>
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A cat and a bird either kissing or tasting each other, depending on your point of view.]]>
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I want to nominate House as the official mascot for the American Misanthrope Club at our next meeting, but we don't meet anymore because we can't stand each other...]]>
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Thats one angry kitty.]]>
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Evil kitties run amok.]]>
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A secret toy cat surprise inside. Part of a balanced breakfast.]]>
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An orange shaped like a cat.]]>
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Kitty doesn't look too happy.]]>
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Look out! When cats learn martial arts, they may bust out the Kitten fu on you!]]>
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I want a dorky looking geek cat that is smart enough to do my taxes.]]>
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Tennis with cats. It's different in the fact that the ball has sharp claws and little sharp teeth.]]>
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Look out for skateboard cat!]]>
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Every time you drop a smart bomb, you take a chance you might hurt a kitty cat.]]>
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Mr Clean's real name? Big Wally.]]>
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Mooby's. I'm eating it!
For more information on Moobys, visit: jayandsilentbob.com.
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Moobys is my favorite fast food place. I'm eating it!
For more information on Moobys, visit: jayandsilentbob.com.
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It just wouldn't be Mooby's without Surly Duck!
Moobys is my favorite fast food place. I'm eating it!
For more information on Moobys, visit: jayandsilentbob.com.
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All hail King Pat Pat and his cheesy Mooby goodness!
Moobys is my favorite fast food place. I'm eating it!
For more information on Moobys, visit: jayandsilentbob.com.
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The logo from Starbucks. At least I think it's from $tarbucks. It's the perfect avatar for people wishing to show they are a consumer whore. I should be nicer since their coffee beats out other mass market chains.]]>
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Somebody stop him before he gets us into another world war.]]>
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Stop. Hammertime.]]>
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Save the bats!]]>
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Rod Serling, the man behind "The Twilight Zone".]]>
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The angrier Lewis Black gets, the funnier and richer he becomes.]]>
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Buddy Hackett rocks!]]>
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OSHA Needs more signs like this.]]>
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A nice image of a witch. I'd like to be under her spell.]]>
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Hypno Toad on Futurama. If you stare long enough, do you get an incredible urge to drink Slurm? Here's the Real Hypno Toad!]]>
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Bender Braü beer!]]>
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Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean.]]>
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A chat session we want to see.]]>
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Tom Cruise goes wild on Oprah.]]>
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Cold hard cash. Someday this will be enough to buy a loaf of bread.]]>
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Gulf oil parody using the oil-soaked Bush name.]]>
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Waving American Flag.]]>
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An actual tombstone for dear departed Uncle Tom. He will be missed by white people everywhere.]]>
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One poor little mouse in every loaf of mouse bread.]]>
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Touched by his noodly appendage.]]>
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A Dancing Cactus. He's a prickly dance partner, but loves to samba.]]>
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If only answers like this came up on the Magic 8 Ball, I'd own 20.]]>
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What evil lurks in the heart of Dale Gribble? He'll yell you. Oh will he tell you.]]>
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You have to love a sign like this. Unattended kids will be given an espresso and a free puppy.]]>
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Sponge Bob waving with only one finger.]]>
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May all of your showers be golden.]]>
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Jane Fonda from Barbarella. How come space can't be this fun?]]>
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The amazing power of the Fung Fu Finger!]]>
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The face of Heath Ledger as The Joker.]]>
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Batman (Adam West) is running with an overly large bomb. I think it's actually the script.]]>
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Catwoman prowls by night. I bet the bat signal is a huge turn on for her. And the Batman.]]>
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The Joker with a few trophy heads I am sure he'd love to have.]]>
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A rabbit making love to a cat.]]>
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Batman, Robin and Superman riding on guns on a battleship. That's not phallic at all!
Was this image really meant for children?
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Batman & Robin kissing. You have to love fan art. How weird is that?]]>
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Backroad Humor.]]>
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Sex on the batmobile. This is how the Joker got away.]]>
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Speeding? What is your excuse? Are you trying to keep cops in donuts?
That's nice of you.
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I wish I could teach mine to barf into the toilet instead of all over the floor. Or barfing on a comforter, or barfing on the couch...]]>
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You have to hand it to the Joker, he always has an infectious smile. It's killer.]]>
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Batman fights off a very realistic shark. I'm scared just looking at it.]]>
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It looks like someone is a big fan of PETA -- People Eating Tasty Animals.]]>
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This movie was simply amazing. It's just sad Heath Ledger is going to miss the spectacle of his work.]]>
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The Batman TV show logo. Na na na na na na na na, Bat-Mannnn!!!]]>
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Logs burning on a campfire]]>
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Green Flame Fountain by Wally Glenn. For more images, check out http://pyroboy.com.]]>
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Wally posing as a Japanese Good Luck Kitty.]]>
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Flaming fire avatar. For more information, visit: pyroboy.com.]]>
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For more information on fire art, visit pyroboy.com.]]>
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We can't stop here. This is bat country.]]>
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Jesus with a rifle.]]>
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Teach your children at an early age good shooting skills.]]>
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Part of the new Sanrio Hello Kitty collection.]]>
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And all this time you just thought it was an expression.]]>
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Jesus riding on a brontosaurus. You got to love the Intelligent Design museum.]]>
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Jesus is not waving with all five fingers. of all the creatures,I guess he really likes the bird.]]>
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Volkswagen is in da house to un-pimp your car, Deutschland style. Does everyone else know that actor (Peter Stormare) is Swedish? Bork! Bork! Bork!!
Oh Snap!
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Remember Kids, always listen to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just say no to smoking pot. And forget what the Governor does or may have done in the past.]]>
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That could take someone's eye out!]]>
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Everybody's favorite grease factory clown.]]>
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Oh Snap! animated image.]]>
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Kitten on a scooter with no hands. Weee!!]]>
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Keanu Reeves with a banana for a phone.]]>
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A modern update on a tragic tale.]]>
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David Hasselhoff and his never-ending underwear.]]>
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There has never been a greater operator in the swamp.]]>
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Jiminy Cricket loves the fortified wine.]]>
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The I Love You note is a bit emo, but it's cute.]]>
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Bugs Bunny as a woman. Seriously, how dumb was Elmer Fudd?]]>
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Frodo Baggins and Sam Gamgee kissing. Kinky!]]>
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Faceless Icon.]]>
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John Cleese as Tim, the Enchanter.]]>
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An excellent way to end up in a burn unit.]]>
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The dog doesn't stand a chance against the kung fu cat.]]>
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Go Trojans!]]>
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Super Squirrel! Faster than a speeding peanut.]]>
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This is just wrong.]]>
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I always thought "boxing your clown" was something different]]>
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Technically, it's not a banjo, it's a mandolin, but a banjo playing squirrel seems a lot funnier than a mandolin playing squirrel.]]>
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Another drunken squirrel. I tell you, some squirrels have no shame.]]>
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Secret Squirrel with Morocco Mole.]]>
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Tyrone is everyone's favorite crack head from the Chappelle Show.]]>
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That is one weird store display.]]>
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They should put Jon Stewart on the evening news.]]>
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Glory be to Bill Gates and his Windows Army.]]>
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Wheel of Fortune: Eat My Taint. I don't remember THAT phrase being used.]]>
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That is the peace sign, right? I love a good firey mushroom cloud.]]>
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Someone get that cat a newspaper to read.]]>
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He really wants a beer.]]>
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A Smoking Ape from Planet of the Apes.]]>
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I don't roll on SHOMER SHABBOS!]]>
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If ducks could hunt.]]>
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Barry Bonds in Drag. Steroids make you do things like this. Oh and alcohol and a sense of humor. But nobody wants to ban alcohol, but maybe that sense of humor thing. It seems to get me in all sorts of trouble and there's no 12 step program.]]>
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Sometimes you get the deer and sometimes the deer gets you.]]>
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A gas masked turned into a pipe. Man, stoners are really weird.]]>
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Pikachu Face!]]>
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Hai Pikachu!]]>
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Mario is much more fun when he becomes Wario. Just saying.]]>
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Samus]]>
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Pit.]]>
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Bowser]]>
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Space Invaders! I blew so much money on this game!]]>
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I can't believe I spent thousands of quarters on games like Pong, Battlezone and Frogger.]]>
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Super Mario!]]>
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A great snow sculpture. I think F*ck Winter was done on top of my car.]]>
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An angry dad being attacked by a pack of devil babies. I like this kind of art.]]>
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Star Wars: The Jedi squirrels.]]>
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A little boy feeds a little girl a banana. What could be more wholesome?]]>
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I like Popeye. Children need more heroes who smoke, talk badly and squint.]]>
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California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger naked courtesy of a photo by Robert Mapplethorpe.]]>
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Half man, half hippo, all funny. How does he get his mouth so big?]]>
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Face it, if you ever decide to hang yourself, your cat will play with you like a cat toy.]]>
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Death drinking a Budweiser E. Because only Death could tolerate it's terrible taste.]]>
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TV commercial from Europe. A woman grabs a bottle and sucks out the cork.
Now that is an effective party trick!
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Avast matey, you better be on your guard when the pirate penguins be waddling your way.]]>
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I bet that penguin deserved that.]]>
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Thats a happy budgie.]]>
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Chester Mallot has the creepiest looking booking photo next to Brian Peppers.]]>
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This is an undoctored photo of Brian Peppers. He really does look like this.]]>
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I fuck what I kill, I kill what I fuck. Hot.]]>
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A fat guy on the computer. This is who I always picture is on the other end of a heated discussion in a forum.]]>
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Volkswagen is one of my favorite companies because it is so quirky. They make the most expensive, fastest, biggest gas guzzling car in the world and they make one of the most fuel-efficient, environmentally friendly cars you would want to own.]]>